To the tune of "I Fought the Law, and the Law Won"?

Watching dogs tear their throats out is my idea of fun
I fought my dogs and the ... law won
I fought my dogs and the ... law won

Shocking puppies with a taser gun
I fought my dogs and the ... law won
I fought my dogs and the ... law won

Disgraced my Alma Mater when things for them are bad
My brother is a pervert and I'm just scum
Ron Mexico was ridiculous but this is just sad
I fought my dogs and the ... law won
I fought my dogs and the ... law won